Friday, May 19, 2006

Caneros Valley Wineries

Had the pleasure to take one of my regular clients and his friends to Caneros Valley wineries last week-end. That area is located in the southern Sonoma area. Wow, what a treat. much better than going to Napa. this region is beautiful and scenic. Not too crowded, as is Napa. Napa reminds me of Fisherman's Wharf...t-shirt and luiggage shops.

anyhow, one of the more spectular wineries to visit is: Bouchaine. I was told by my client how great their white wine. And from personal observation and contact, the people as simply fantastic !! Which they are not at Artesia Winery. Yes, the view is great there, but everything else sucks.

Do highly recommend travels to the Los Canerous Region to taste wine.

As far as Plumbjack's Canerous Inn..........Do not recommend. Way too expensive, 590.00 and up per nite. Plus, I wrote the Mayor of SF (part owner) and Inn Keeper, and the staff. Not even a reply from four different individuals who receivedd hard copy of letters. Was complimenting the staff when I had been there to pick-up clients. No wonder the Mayor of SF does such a poor job managing the city.

#$Bill's Hollywood friend

Once again I got "kicked to the curb" !! His Hollywood friend came to SF to take him out to the theater. And once again, they did not use my Limo service. Amazing. Now I'm told they are going to the Giants Baseball game on July 23rd. This will be interesting to see if they use me or not. This time their should be no excuse like he already has a car service or takes a cab. I woner what really is going on? Is this all imaginery of 3$Bill's part? Or is hiding something about his new found Hollywood actor/producer? Let me know your thoughts.

Oh, almost forgot. His new hangout location is in the Mission district. Just imagine the seedeist neighborhood in your city. Then you will understand the area. Wow, has 3$bill go downhill quick. From dating a Hollwood celeberity to the street corners of the mission. Whats wrong with this picture?

Thursday, May 18, 2006

3$Bill's new spot

Forgot to mention 3$Bills new "Hang-out" Wait till you hear about this story. Next writing.

San Francisco Trannies and the Southern Man

Here we go again. My last Cab event. Wow. Am I glad those days are behind me. Now working with only professional clients. Oh forgot....there is still 3$bill left. Wait till I tell you where he was last wekk !!

Anyhow, pick-up this fare down near lst and Mission. Wants to go to the "Tranny" area. That is Tranvesttes. He slinks down in the seat as not to be seen. Of course, he too is from that wonderful Southern state of Alabama. These people must be so deprived. Come to SF to explore their fantasies. I;m not sure he remembered where hje left his rental car at lst and Mission. But I do know he had a midnight flight back home. Anyhow, he starts asking all kinds of questions about TV's. So I explain as much as I can, whithout the help of 3$bill. Wish he had been along. They are right down his alley, so to speak. So I took him to Post and Polk where they hang out. Then to show him their bar. I furthered explained to him not to look at them as if they were freaks. And to be careful as they can be prone to violence when make fun of...

So he explained to me that he was just curious. Right. I know exactly what he wanted to do. Experiement with his fantasies.

The meter was $ 6.00 And at the same time he was paying me, he asked if he could call me to take him back to his car, as he wasn't quite sure where he parked. So I gave him my number.
He then gave me exactly 6.00.....NO tip!! Despite the fact that I Coached him and gave suggestions, etc. So I said to myself...your on your own tonight. Don't plan n me coming back.
So when my phone did ring later in the evening with an unknown area code, I did not answer.

How's that for payback. These guys from Alabama really need to understand the service industry.

Think he ever made his flight?

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Wine Country Tours -------Napa

Will be going to Napa on another tour in the Limousine with parents of one of my Clients from Miami tomorrow. More details to follow after the tour. Oh, by the way NEVER NEVER stop at "Cakebread Winery"............bad news help, rude and all that stuff.

Oh, one more Cab story about another Southern Boy from Alabama. amazing how things run in twos. One this one was interested in Tranny's. Check in tomorrow.

Monday, May 08, 2006

"Good ole boy" from Alabama

Was out cruising around for a "flag" when all of a sudden a hand sticks out. In he got. Where to?
I could tell he was from the deep south,,the accient. Turned out from Alabama. Just a quick tour of SF. So, off we went. Along the way he kept using the "N" word. Along with statements like "lots of Fags" in SF. And the comments like "how to put up with all the fags and "N". was just about to put him out when a bell rang in my head. He asked where he should go in the evening to find women?

So I decided to really set this one up. So you know that in the Castro area (Largest Gay Community in the US) there are many diversified bars. One in particular is the Pendelum Bar, which is inter-racial. You got it?

So I began to tell this Southern "Clown" about all the women in this bar. He was so excited as I was talking that I thought he was going to start playing with himself.

I explained to him to take a Cab to the Castro Area and ask the driver to let him out in front of the Pendelum Bar on 18th st. And he would notice lots of mixed males standing out in front. But not to worry, they were there just to keep and "eye" on everthing. Once inside go to the bartender and ask him to be directed to the backroom. Once in the back ask for guidence to the area where all the women are.

Well, can you just imagine? Think I got even with this fat clown from Alabama? Morale to the story is watch who you are talking to and about what !! You will never now about what a Cab driver can do for you.

No longer a "hack"

Well it has been quite some time since I've written in this Blog. Must tell everyone that I have officially switched to the Limousine Business. NO longer driving Cabs in SF. Although, the stories will continue. Only from those seeking my services in the Limousine. And do I have some stories to tell !!

Before I get into the Limousine stories I have two interesting incidents from the Cab trips to tell everyone.

Oh, 3$bill has been going to Church every Sunday now.........Ummmmmmmmm Wonder what he has found there?

Off to pick-up a client at SFO in the Limousine. Will write when I get back.